5 ways to Avoid Alien Abduction

Here are 5 ways to avoid alien abduction

1. Change the name on your door to Michael Jackson - Even alien have kids!
2. Chant 11 times before going to bed -"I am Mel Gibson" - Even the aliens don't want to feel disrespected.
3. Keep the movie "Police Academy part V" playing on loop on your television. - Not even aliens can stand mental torture.
4. Pin a "I Love George Bush" badge on your sleeping suite - The aliens do not have any use for a mentally retarded human.
5. Keep a poster of Eva Mendez on your wall with her address pinned on it. - Who would the aliens rather take? You or her!!

If you are still abducted by the aliens do not fear - There is nothing worse that can happen from now on.